Rocket Queen
I am the light just like Helena. A Sarah Manning and Rachel Duncan uber trash blog. You can find me crying in the pol pit of denial.
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
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Jewish, Muslim, or Atheist Vampire: I don’t know why this stupid cross is working on me! I don’t even fucking accept...
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